June 2009
42 posts
“I have three Dobermans, and if I didn’t kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I’d never get anything done”
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10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
“And you have to break this rule to save one of them”
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It’s OK to have a Coke without ice
all good girls like cats and jews
“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”
—Sholem Aleichem
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
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